5:20am walking into the kitchen...
why are guys sometimes such fucking idiots?
me: all right, i want to know who is the idiot who peed, didn't raise the seat and can't aim for shit and didn't even have half the decency to flush afterward?
thinking to myself: "i'm gonna beat this person on the head, pull his pants down and duct tape his crotch."
"I will show you fear in a handful of dust." -- T.S. Eliot